Fran Lebowitz Quotes

Fran Lebowitz

US writer and humorist (1950 - )

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Think before you speak. Read before you think. This will give you something to think about that you didn't make up yourself a wise move at any age, but most especially at seventeen, when you are in the greatest danger of coming to annoying conclusions.

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Should you be a teenager blessed with uncommon good looks, document this state of affairs by the taking of photographs. It is the only way anyone will ever believe you in years to come.

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Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

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My favorite animal is steak.

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Nothing succeeds like address.

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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

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If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

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I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.

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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

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Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

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Favorite animal: steak.

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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.

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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

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Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans.

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Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.

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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

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My favorite animal is steak.

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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.

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Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

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