Jay Leno Quotes
US comedian & television host (1950 - )
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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.
How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?