Joan Rivers Quotes

Joan Rivers

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I was born in 1962. True. And the room next to me was 1963.

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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.'

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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

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I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

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