Johnny Carson Quotes

Johnny Carson

US comedian & television host (1925 - 2005)

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The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."

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Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can - and will.

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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

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I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

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For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

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Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.

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