Johnny Carson Quotes
US comedian & television host (1925 - 2005)
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The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."
Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can - and will.
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.