Matt Groening Quotes

Matt Groening

US cartoonist & satirist (1954 - )

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Warning signs that lover is bored:
1. Passionless kisses
2. Frequent sighing
3. Moved, left no forwarding address.

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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

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