Ogden Nash Quotes

Ogden Nash

US humorist & poet (1902 - 1971)

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Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long.

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Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters, And where it is least desired, it loiters.

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

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Nietsche is Pietsche."

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Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long.

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He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.

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Candy
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.

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The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon.
Let others say his heart is big,
I think it stupid of the Pig.

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The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher,
Were each of them once a kiddie.
A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature.
Do I want one? God Forbiddie!

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Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long.

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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

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When there are monsters there are miracles.

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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

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Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

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