Oscar Levant Quotes

Oscar Levant

(1906 - 1972)

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Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Categorized under Happiness

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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

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The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

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I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

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I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

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So little time, so little to do.

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I knew her before she was a virgin.

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Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel underneath.

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I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.

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Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.

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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

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Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

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What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.

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A dollar saved is a quarter earned.

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When you give up drinking, you have to deal with that wonderful personality that started you drinking in the first place.

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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

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Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

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So little time and so little to do.

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I am no more humble than my talents require.

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