Phyllis Diller Quotes

Phyllis Diller

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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