Rita Rudner Quotes
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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
My mother buried three husbands ... and two of them were only napping.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.'
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.