Rita Rudner Quotes

Rita Rudner

US comedian

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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.

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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

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My mother buried three husbands ... and two of them were only napping.

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To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.'

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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

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Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

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