Robert Benchley Quotes

Robert Benchley

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Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.

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An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.

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The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

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Streets full of water; please advise.

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Tell us your phobias, and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

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The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating a complicated piece of machinery with any success.

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A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

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As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.

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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

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A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

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