Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

Rodney Dangerfield

US actor & comedian (1921 - 2004)

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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

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Life is just a bowl of pits.

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